I hate these fucking bloodsuckers are killing me mad! I've tried everything to get eliminate these little pieces of shit. I've washed everything, I've poisoned every corner, but they keep. It's like a nightmare, I can't even sleep without checking for them. I'm losing my mind.

I need a solution before they completely ruin me.

Bed Bug Nightmare: A Fucking Hellish Story

I woke up covered in bites. Itchy, burning, throbbing little welts all over my damn arms and legs. I figured it was mosquitos, you know? Happens every summer/fall. But then I saw them. Tiny, black specks scuttling across the mattress. My stomach dropped.

The monsters had taken over my bedroom.

• My apartment was crawling with them.
• I couldn't take it anymore.
• My life descended into a never-ending nightmare

This was a full-blown war.

This Damned Thing Has Got To Go

Sometimes, you just need to scream. A painful sensation is crawling all over our skin and nothing seems to work it. The feeling intensifies until you're at your wit's end, ready to tear the thing right off. This sounds like a swarm of more info ants, a thousand needles all attacking at once. Please get that fucking thing off my skin!

• How does everything get to be so irritating?
• You just want some relief!

These Damn Bed Bugs Are Driving Me Nuts

I swear to God, if I see one more son of a bitch in my apartment/house/bedroom, I'm gonna lose it/snap/scream. I've tried all the tricks in the book, but these little bastards are unkillable. My rest is impossible, my covered in bites, and I'm about to explode. This hellhole has got to stop.

• Make them disappear
• Finally relax
• My sanity back

Damn Bed Bugs: The Curse of Modern Living

These godforsaken bastards are ruining our lives, man. They creep into your bed and suck on your life force. You wake up with itchy welts all over your skin. It's a living torment.

Trying to get rid of these things is like fighting a losing battle. You spray, you vacuum, you throw out your clothes, but they multiply. It's enough to drive you crazy.

We need a solution. Bed bugs are a growing epidemic and something needs to be {done{ about it.

Get Outta Here, Damn Bed Bugs!

These goddamn bugs are killing me!! I woke up and now they're in my furniture. I {tried everything|scrambled| sprayed the whole place withdiatomaceous earth but it's doing anything!! I don't know what to do! Somebody call an exterminator!

• What do I do?
• help!